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 Grandma's Homespun Vernacular by Carolyn Cummings
 

Grandma’s Homespun Vernacular

It never occurred to me that Grandma had a unique way of saying things.
She talked the way she talked, and that was that.

“I ‘loud’ as if I’d bake an apple pie for circle tomorrow at the church” she said.
We went ‘dreckly’ to her small kitchen, and without using any measuring tools she knew exactly how much home-rendered lard to cut into the flour on her well-worn bread board. Her flaky crusts were always done to perfection.

“Now you just hop up here on this chair by the sink and help Grandma ‘warsh’ and ‘rench’ these deeshs, Sweetie. We’ll make the apple filling ‘dreckly’.”

I thought it was magic how Grandma could peel apples, sliding her paring knife around and around the apple, letting the peel fall in one long trail. After the apples were peeled, sliced, and arranged in the crust, Grandma sprinkled a big handful of sugar and a small handful of flour over the apples. Then she let me add the cinnamon that she kept in a tall glass salt shaker. Taking fresh home-made butter from the refrigerator, she cut it into cubes.

I’d watch her stiff fingers and wrinkled hands as she worked and think about how those hands could do just about anything in the whole world. Grandma’s short hair was always set with waves that had been plastered down with Wave Set. She always wore a cotton print house dress which was usually covered up with a bib apron that tied in the back. Her puffy ankles looked uncomfortable in her practical oxford shoes. Grandma had a serious expression on her face most of the time but her blue eyes looked happy.

With the cubes of butter on top of the apples, Grandma filled a small glass with fresh whole milk that came from Grandpa’s cow that same morning. She poured some into the pie filling and let me drink the rest. With a milk mustache on my upper lip, I’d watch her roll out the dough for the top of the pie. She let me help. Standing on my chair, I’d reach into the flour bin in the back of her kitchen cabinet and take out a cup of flour. After I sprinkled it over the bread board, Grandma would give her approval by saying, “That’s extree good, Honey. Now let’s flour up this rolling pin.”

Grandma had the heaviest, longest wooden rolling pin I’ve ever seen. Most of the black paint was worn off of the handles. With practiced dexterity she flattened out the remaining dough making a large flat circle for the top crust. She lifted this onto the apples; then came the best part. She held the bottom of the pie plate in her left hand high above her head and with a table knife in her right hand, she danced the knife around the edge of the pie plate, turning it as she trimmed. I’d watch a ribbon of dough cascade from the rim of the pie plate. A routine that never got old.

“Now we’ll decorate, Honey. Shall we cut a big C in the center of our crust? So when the filling boils up, the steam can escape through our C.” I’d hold the knife with my small hand. With Grandma’s hand covering mine, we cut our design in the top crust.
When Grandma opened the oven door of her large black cooking stove, we felt the waves of heat. The oven was ready to bake our apple pie.

Then she would say to me, “I believe that little Carolyn and Grandma had better just sit ourselves down and have a glass of warm milk and a big sugar cookie. We’ll get after the clean up ‘dreckly’ after we red up these ‘deeshs’.”

There’s something I’ll never understand, with all of the conveniences and tools we have today, why no other sugar cookies compare with Grandma’s. Was it the mound of white sugar on top of each? Or the little jelly glass full of warm whole milk to ‘warsh’ it down? Or the pleasant aromas in Grandma’s kitchen? Or the ‘extree’ amount of attention that I received when we were together? Or the farm-fresh ingredients that Grandma used? Or maybe it was all of these things, wrapped up in a big loving bundle of childhood memories that make all other sugar cookies far inferior to Grandma’s.

There’s a shelf in my kitchen today that holds a big old heavy wooden rolling pin. The black paint on the handles is faded and worn. It’s too heavy to be useful. But it will never be thrown away. It holds far too many memories of an ‘extree’ special Grandma.





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 RINGO week 4
 

When I was little, I had two brothers; one was Billy and the other was Orville. By the time I was thirteen, they were Bill and Ringo. Bill got tired of the ‘little boy’ name, and Orville had been nicknamed by his friends (after the John Wayne character in the movie ‘Stagecoach)’. It could have had something to do with his fearlessness, his street fighting capabilities, or his ‘cowboy’ image, or, it could have been that amazing presence that he shared with men like John Wayne. He was a force to be reckoned with.

He was big, six foot three and over two-hundred pounds, with dusty blue eyes and ‘ash-brown’ hair. His features were even, but his face scared by acne. And he had that ‘something’ that women went wild over. And, along with Bill, he was one of the world’s all time best brothers.

The summer of 1955 was the first time I got to go into an ‘honest-to-god’ bar. And, who better to take me there than my big brother. He was home on a thirty day leave from the Paratroopers, and, when he wasn’t home, he was drinking and fighting his way through all the small towns within a fifty-mile radius.

One afternoon, he was working on my mom’s car and had to go pick up a starter at the local junkyard, and I begged to go along. To my surprise, he agreed. It was a blue-sky day and in the field below our house a meadowlark had been warbling his heart out, while I watched Ringo work; one of those golden times that stand out in your memory. As we walked to the pickup, I grabbed his hand and felt so important and, so grateful to have him home, if only for a little while. He looked down at me and gave me one of his sideways grins. Everything was perfect.

We went to the junkyard, located just outside Fort Collin, the nearest town of any size, and, when he got out of the pickup, I settled down to wait until he got the starter and paid for it. When he closed his door, he looked in the window and said, “Aren’t you comin’?”

I was so excited I thought my heart was going to pound its way right out of my chest. Whenever we were with my Dad, he would always say, “You wait in the car,” to whomever was with him. Now, Ringo was asking me to come into the mysterious world of the junkyard.

This was a ‘do-it-yourself’ source for used car parts. You looked around until you found a wreck that was the right make and model then, took the part out yourself. Ringo not only let me go along, he let me hand him tools, and, once, even asked me to hold some wires out of his way while he undid some bolts. Life didn’t get much better than this.

After he paid for the starter, we got loaded back up and he said, “Want to go get a cold drink?”

Did I want to keep breathing?

I said, “Yes”, and, instead of turning west, when we left the junkyard, he turned east and drove a couple of miles into town. I suppose I had thought we would go to Walgreens or a café, but, he turned at the first traffic light and drove into the “bad” area of town. I knew it was bad, but I didn’t know why. It covered about four or five square blocks, located on the west end of town, just before you got to the “other side of the tracks”.

We passed the Linden Hotel that perched over a bar on the corner, and had a sign on the side door that said Whites Only. We drove past a couple of pawn shops and Ringo laughed and said, “I think I still have a pawn ticket from Pat’s Loans, but since it’s four years old, I guess I can figure it’s forfeit.”

He pulled up in front of a building with a dark green neon sign across the front that proclaimed this was “Buck’s Place”. My eyes must have been open so wide they looked like headlights. Ringo was taking me into a bar with him.

It wasn’t like I’d never been in a place that served beer. In the summer, I worked in a café that served beer and had a bar with eight bar stools in front of it. But, when Mom and us kids went to the Log Cabin (a restaurant with a bar attached), we never got to go into the bar, even though there was just an open archway between the two. Bars were off limits.

When we walked into the bar, it was everything I wanted it to be. It was dingy. In fact, until your eyes adjusted to the light, it was downright dark. It had a pungent, never-to-be-forgotten odor about it: beer and whiskey, and all the smells that accompany men who work, the smell of oil and gasoline from the mechanics, and the sharp smell of resin and pine from the men who worked in the timber. And, there was the unmistakable, but not unpleasant smell from men who worked on ranches and farms (the smell of horses and cattle, manure and sweat). To the right of the door, when we walked in, were two men playing the pinball machines; using body language and slapping at the sides of the machines to make those balls go where they wanted them to. They were, also, using the other kind of language until Ringo said, “I brought my little sis’ in for a Coke.” He didn’t have to say anything else; after all, this was the 50s.

We walked over to the bar and he waited until I had hoisted myself up onto a barstool, which I immediately spun around on, then he sat down and ordered a draft for him and a Coke for me. When my drink arrived, it had not one, but two maraschino cherries in it. I’d never had a drink with fruit in it.

I was suffering from sensory overload, so I missed most of the conversation Ringo was carrying on with the bartender until he got my attention and asked if I was hungry. It had been a long time since breakfast, but, even if I’d eaten five minutes before I left home, I’d have said, “Yes”. What amazing foods might be served in this male bastion? I wasn’t disappointed. When I asked what they had, Ringo pointed to the shelf in back of the bar where I could see the ‘menu’ for myself. They had pickled pig's feet, pickled eggs, beef jerky, hot sausages, potato chips, and pork rinds.
After I had looked for a couple of minutes, he said they also served hamburgers and he as going to have his special. I said, “I’ll have that, too.”

He had a devilish grin, “Are you sure?”

He was a great brother, but he could tease, so I asked him what his special was. He told me it was a raw hamburger with a thick slice of onion, salt, and a lot of pepper. He didn’t even look surprised when I said, “That’s alright with me.”

He ordered another beer and a Coke for me and the hamburgers were there in a couple of minutes, after all, they didn’t have to be cooked. They were delicious. We sat there for an hour or so, eating and talking. He had a couple more beers, I had another Coke, then he said, “Mom might get worried if we’re gone much longer.” So we headed home. As a kid, this was one of the all-time great days of my life.

To the day he died, Ringo remained a puzzle to most people who knew him. He didn’t let many get close. He was legendary as a hard-working, bike-riding, hard-drinking street brawler who feared absolutely nothing. But there wasn’t a woman in his life, and there were many, who didn’t know and love the tender, loving man, who did most of the cooking and his share of housework. He was absolutely original.

He never lost his sense of humor, especially about himself. About four months before he died, I spoke to him, on the phone, and asked him what he was doing.

He laughed and said, “Well, last night I stopped at a local bar and spent a couple of hours listening to some big, old, dirty biker tell me stories about myself.”

I asked why he didn’t tell the guy who he was, and he said, “Hell, he might have stopped talking and he was telling me stories I’ve never heard before.”

Kathy

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 Memories by DG
 

I’ve often wondered how I became such a “news junkie”. Over time I realized that I was probably raised to be one. Born in Philadelphia’s Jewish Hospital during the depression, I never knew much about my actual birth. But I always knew that I was loved – and I always felt secure.

The earliest memories of my childhood all take place at the dinner table. We did not have a dining room, so the dinner table was actually the kitchen table. It was there that my father, Sam would tell us what was happening in the world that day. He was one of the most well-read people I ever knew, reading seven newspapers every day: three Philadelphia dailies, the New York Times, the Jerusalem Post and two Yiddish dailies. His father, Solomon was a Rebbe* in the Ukraine, and the oldest son, Sam was raised to be a Yeshiva Bucher, or scholar/student of the Talmud**. When they came to the United States in l921, Sam did not look for work; his job was to study – and to question everything that he read.

It wasn’t until 1929, when he met my mother and wanted to marry, that he had to think about how he could earning a living. What could he do when all he knew was Judaism, Talmud and Kashruth***? In fact, he decided to become a Kosher Butcher and eventually open his own store.

This was an easy decision, since his bride-to-be, Bella, was the head millinery designer in center city Philadelphia, earning $75 a week in l929. She loved Sam, but loved her job as well. So he went to work for a family friend in the meat business and both saved for their own store.

Bella and her sister, Anna, and their parents, came to the United States from a shtetl**** in Poland, to join another sister and three brothers who had settled in Philadelphia earlier. Ten siblings, their spouses and children all remained in Poland.

On October 27, 1929 Bella and Sam were married by the Chief Rabbi of Philadelphia. Three years later, with Bella pregnant with me, Sam opened his butcher shop and she went to work in his store. Her job appeared to be “keeper of the cash drawer.” She collected the money, recounted it, and stored it in the safe – not to be touched until Friday morning when the weekly bank deposit was made.

Behind the store was a big kitchen, a large table and a very large radio. A staircase led to the second floor that had three bedrooms and one bathroom. My parents had one bedroom, one for me (later to be shared with my baby sister), and the room next to the bath was for my grandmother.

With no living room, the kitchen was actually our “family room.” This is where Sam would tell us what was happening around the world. He told us daily of his frantic attempts to get Bella’s siblings out of Poland, but to no avail. As a very young child, I learned about the rise of Naziism, the emergence of Adolph Hitler, Anti-Semitism, pogroms*****; these were things I couldn’t possibly understand or relate to. But everyone at the table had to participate in the discussions, and it was expected that we ask questions.

Footnotes:
*rabbi
**a record of rabbinic discussions pertaining to Jewish law, ethics, customs and history
***Jewish dietary laws that prohibit eating certain foods and require other foods to be prepared in a certain manner
****small Jewish village
*****violent attacks on Jews in Russia and Poland
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 To the Bard of Ballydehob
 


Beguile me with romance and flowery phrases
Make like you’re Wordsworth or Yeats
Whisper a love poem into my ear
And leave today’s news to the fates

Discard all distractions, cast worries aside
Gaze at a sunset to sharpen your wit
My soul awaits your incomparable musings
So do the Shakespearean bit

Write me a sonnet, compose me an ode
Allusion, illusion, descriptions galore
Let your imagination run riot
Go heavy on simile and metaphor

Pretend that you’re Percy Bysshe Shelley reborn
And quote me a stanza or four
A little Lord Byron will go a long way
And might leave me gasping for more

Versify, rhapsodize, sing me an epic,
A Greek dithyramb or a cool rondelet
Sweep me away with the power of your ballads
Improvise words that I’ll never forget

You’ll be my minstrel, my poet, my Ovid
We’ll gaze at the sky till the clouds turn to fire
Then all of your magical words will surround me
Creating a world of requited desire.

The shadows are spreading, the hours grow shorter
Though we still have a mountain or two we can climb
The world will keep whirling when we’ve been forgotten
So sing of our love till we run out of time

Marlene Hickey


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 Changes by C.Bahti
 

I had a hair cut yesterday
but nobody could tell;
I had a bath today
but nobody could smell
the difference.

Tomorrow I think
I will skip the bath
and cut just one more hair
to see if anyone will notice
the changes in me.

If they do, swell;
If not, oh well. . .
Some changes
just aren't meant
to be noticed.
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